For two weeks I've been reading news feeds about how volcanoes killed the Neandertals. I mean, seriously:
The other stories of the last couple of weeks are some variant of "Neanderthals Were Not So Stupid After All". They make quite a juxtaposition.
I think they could save some print by combining the stories: "No Longer Rock-Brained, Neandertals Kiss Ash Goodbye". Or "Neandertals Outwit Ice, Die By Fire."
Oooh, oooh! "Misunderstood Neandertals Pursue Morose Creator To North Pole".