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Quote: Real men don't compare phones

Thu, 2009-06-11 18:30 -- John Hawks

This is random, but John Dvorak writing about the portable phone craze had me laughing:

In the 1950s (when men were men), the same group wouldn't be around a dinner table sipping Chardonnay and showing off their effete phones. They'd be outside at a drive-in eating beef and showing off the motors in their cars. They be comparing carburetors rather than counting iPhone apps.

Times have indeed changed. Today nobody even knows what a carburetor is, let alone how a motor works. Instead they're pinching photos on their iPhones and thinking to themselves, "Wow, neat-o!" It's out and out pathetic when you stop to think about it.

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